Transporter 3 (2008)
Transporter 3 (2008) — Nothing in the Transporter film series as a whole has blown my mind or anything but I still consistently enjoy it, this one included. Plus the director is named Olivier Megaton. That’s pretty badass, nomenclature-wise. Jason Statham continues to rock his tough guy attitude thing that makes even awful movies entertaining COUGH*Death Race*COUGH. The film also has Natalya Rudakova, who was spotted by producer/writer Luc Besson on the street and given acting lessons for 6 months so he could put her in this movie. Six months was nowhere close to enough but one look at her and you don’t care that she can’t act for shit (I’m a sucker for girls with freckles… and accents). Robert Knepper plays the bad guy because he pretty much only plays bad guys now and why not? He’s weird-looking. People kung fu fight and drive nice cars around fast and recklessly. In other words this movie delivers everything you have any right to expect of it.
