District 13: Ultimatum (2009)
District 13: Ultimatum (2009) — The story is stupid, the social commentary is weak (“Harriburton?”), and there’s a somewhat unsettling cross-dressing scene but really who gives a shit? David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli run and jump and fight bad guys and it all looks very cool. It’s not as good as the first film but it’s entertaining and makes me want to learn parkour until I remember I’m very lazy, out of shape, and I have bad knees…