War of the Worlds (2005)

War of the Worlds (2005) — I think I might be alone in how much i like this movie. Most people don’t like it or only kind of like it. I really like this movie. Part of that is Tom Cruise. He gets a lot of shit for being totally bugfuck insane but he’s not … Continue reading

The Runaways (2010)

The Runaways (2010) — This movie is dogshit.  I’m not complaining about its factual innaccuracy, which is pretty much par for the course in any band/musician biopic, but as film-making this film just drops the ball.  Which really sucks.  I wanted this movie to be good.  First of all, I sort of dig the Runaways … Continue reading

New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) — Short review: SUCKED. Long review: SUCKED REALLY HARD. 0 stars. Perhaps elaboration is called for… It’s my mom’s birthday [or rather was four and a half hours ago] and so my dad and I said we’d do whatever she wanted to do. Being a good son as I am I went … Continue reading