Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) – I read an article the other day that said that Chris Brown will be appearing on an upcoming single by Rihanna. I thought “girl, what is wrong with you? That guy beat the shit out of you and you’re working together?” If I may deeply offend my … Continue reading

The Woman in Black (2012)

The Woman in Black (2012) – I’m a horror geek. One of the great things about horror geekdom is that there are so many different corners of it that you can discover. Subgenres within subgenres. One of the corner of that is Brit horror (horror flicks from the U.K. for those who need self-explanatory things … Continue reading

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) – So I’ve had a mixed reaction to the Harry Potter series as a whole. I liked the first four films (especially Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire) but after that they felt a little… I don’t know, off. They were going for a sort … Continue reading

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010) – As I see it, there were two main factors in splitting Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows into two parts. The first is that fans of the books (full disclosure, I’ve never read any of them) had been complaining about the things left out of … Continue reading

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) — Ok firstly, I [kind of] liked it.  Now I’m going to talk about my problems with it.  Minor spoilers but if the plot is what you were looking forward to about this movie, you will be disappointed. First what the fuck was the deal with the Autobot versions … Continue reading

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) — So yeah, I never read any of the books.  None of ’em.  A movie you spend two hours with, a book is usually the better part of a week [depending how much free time you have to read].  I can’t see spending the better part of a … Continue reading