Taken (2008)

Taken (2008) – There are many important lessons one must learn in life, but perhaps one of the most important is this one: do not fuck with Liam Neeson. He will fuck your shit up. Luc Besson is a man of simple action plots. In addition to directing the classics Léon(aka The Professional) and The … Continue reading

Colombiana (2011)

Columbiana (2011) – Zoë Saldaña is just everywhere these days. It makes sense. She’s hot. She has charisma. Now she shows us she can be an action star. She plays Cataleya Restrepo, a woman whose parents are murdered in front of her as a child as an act of retaliation by a drug cartel. She … Continue reading

La Femme Nikita (1990)

La Femme Nikita (1990) — So there’s a new TV series (the second) based on this movie which made me think “I haven’t seen it in a few years” so I decided to re-watch it.  It’s still good though not, in my humble opinion, as Luc Besson’s next two films Leon and The Fifth Element.  … Continue reading

Transporter 3 (2008)

Transporter 3 (2008) — Nothing in the Transporter film series as a whole has blown my mind or anything but I still consistently enjoy it, this one included.  Plus the director is named Olivier Megaton.  That’s pretty badass, nomenclature-wise.  Jason Statham continues to rock his tough guy attitude thing that makes even awful movies entertaining … Continue reading