Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 18, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Crank: High Voltage (2009) — After making the colossal pile of dogshit that was Gamer, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor decided (or rather were coerced) to revisit the character that got them started: Chev Chelios. The movie begins with Star Trek‘s John DeLancie as a newscaster reporting on the events of the first film calling … Continue reading →

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Crank (2006)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 18, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Crank (2006) — All the plot necessary for this movie happens in the first five minutes. After that it’s a perpetual motion machine of a movie: always going. Innovative film-making techniques and a seriously sick sense of humor help this movie become a new action classic. Plus Jason Statham actually does the shit movie stars … Continue reading →

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Gamer (2009)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 6, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Gamer (2009) — So my family and I went to see this.  My dad went because my mom and I wanted to see it.  My mom went because she had it confused with the upcoming Bruce Willis film Surrogates [she realized her mistake when a trailer for Surrogates ran before the movie].  So those were … Continue reading →

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