Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Alien Vs. Predator (2004) — This movie isn’t quite the unwatchable dogshit some have made it out to be, but it is profoundly mediocre at almost every turn. The combination of the two franchises is one highly anticipated by geeks ever since that alien skull donned the hunter’s trophy wall in Predator 2. This movie … Continue reading
Death Race (2008)
Death Race (2008) — So this movie is astonishingly stupid, but really that’s to be expected when you watch a movie called Death Race. The clever subversive-ness of the 70s flick Death Race 2000 (which is a much smarter stupid movie) is replaced with more gore and crazy violent car crashes. And it works. For … Continue reading