Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Jennifer’s Body (2009) — So this is a horror comedy written by Oscar-winning former stripper Diablo Cody and starring Mega[n] Fox.  But it’s never scary and only inconsistently funny.  Cody’s Juno-speak doesn’t really work in genres other than “quirky indie flick” and just a word to deflect most people who want to see this movie’s … Continue reading

Sorority Row (2009)

Sorority Row (2009) — Every single bit as stupid as you would expect it to be, and equally hilarious.  Seriously.  It’s walking that very thin line of “were the writers actually going for funny or is this what passes for good dialogue in their minds?”  I’ve never seen the original.  I don’t think it would … Continue reading