Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man (2002) – Okay, let me start by saying that fuckin’ hate fuckin’ spiders. They terrify the fuck out of me. Also I curse even more than I already fuckin’ do (which is a lot) when talking about the evil little fuckers. That being said, I’ve always liked Spider-Man. Go figure. It probably has a … Continue reading

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The Cabin in the Woods (2012) – Why do we like horror movies? [By “we” I mean those of us who like horror movies. The rest of you highbrow jerks and scaredy-cats go read some other movie review.] Anyway to repeat the question, why do we like horror movies? My short answer: they’re fucking fun. … Continue reading

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009) — Hmmm, I wonder if the two identical envelopes will get mixed up at some point…  Alfred Hitchcock believed that suspense existed when the viewer knows something the characters in the movie don’t know.  Now maybe that’s true (certainly worked for Hitch) but I think it becomes somewhat nullified when … Continue reading