The Runaways (2010)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 13, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

The Runaways (2010) — This movie is dogshit.  I’m not complaining about its factual innaccuracy, which is pretty much par for the course in any band/musician biopic, but as film-making this film just drops the ball.  Which really sucks.  I wanted this movie to be good.  First of all, I sort of dig the Runaways … Continue reading →

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Thirst (2009)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 7, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Thirst (2009) — So a guy turns into a vampire and guess what?  HE DOESN’T FUCKING SPARKLE!  Of course this is only the tip of the iceberg about why this film kicks Twilight‘s ass but I will do the dignity of this film justice by not mentioning that accursed franchise’s name again in this review.  … Continue reading →

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New Moon (2009)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 7, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

New Moon (2009) — Short review: SUCKED. Long review: SUCKED REALLY HARD. 0 stars. Perhaps elaboration is called for… It’s my mom’s birthday [or rather was four and a half hours ago] and so my dad and I said we’d do whatever she wanted to do. Being a good son as I am I went … Continue reading →

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