Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) – What is love? (Baby, don’t hurt me… don’t hurt me no more…) Seriously, though. We’re not sexually monogamous by nature, but we pair up with other people exclusively anyway. Also if you really think about it, every relationship you have ever been in or are in or … Continue reading
I ♥ Huckabees (2004)
I ♥ Huckabees (2004) – So recently, I have been showing my girlfriend a lot of my favorite movies. By and large these are cinematic masterpieces. I suppose one or two would be trashier cult classics of which I am a cult member. You may even find that oddball movie that I and I alone love … Continue reading
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-Man 2 (2004) – There is no more ridiculous blanket statement that permeates the world of film snobbery than “sequels suck.” If you say that, you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. Yeah, many series have a case of diminishing returns as they go on and on, but there are sequels that … Continue reading
Primer (2004)
Primer (2004) – So after Timecrimes, I decided to watch this film: one of the hands-down best time travel movies ever made. It may lack the wacky sense of adventure of the Back to the Future but it has a lot of other stuff going for it. Also, it was made for just $7000, and … Continue reading
After the Sunset (2004)
After the Sunset (2004) — I’m not entirely sure what I just watched. The movie’s pretty stupid from start to finish but for the first 30-45 minutes I was kind of going with it. It was a glossy entertaining kind of stupid. There’s a caper central to the movie and as a viewer I found myself … Continue reading
Before Sunset (2004)
Before Sunset (2004) — Before Sunrise is an amazing beautiful romantic movie and it has a perfect ambiguous ending. Your interpretation of that ending can almost sum up what kind of person you are. So why, oh why, would writer/director Richard Linklater, and writer/actors Ethan Hawke & Julie Delpy endeavor to make a sequel, eliminating … Continue reading
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Alien Vs. Predator (2004) — This movie isn’t quite the unwatchable dogshit some have made it out to be, but it is profoundly mediocre at almost every turn. The combination of the two franchises is one highly anticipated by geeks ever since that alien skull donned the hunter’s trophy wall in Predator 2. This movie … Continue reading
Persistence of Vision 