Piranha 3-D (2010)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 19, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Piranha 3-D (2010) — I outright loved this stupid fucking movie. And it is stupid. Oh so stupid. But that’s mostly what I love about it. It’s all about gore and nudity. Mostly female nudity but for those who prefer the fellas there is a penis… it’s just not attached to anyone when it’s shown. … Continue reading →

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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 19, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) — So Jason doesn’t actually “take” Manhattan until just over an hour into the movie.  Once there does he wreaks havoc on terrified New Yorkers?  For the most part, no.  Instead of his usual “kill anyone, kill everyone” philosophy he ignores the hundreds of New Yorkers … Continue reading →

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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) — It is worth noting that subsequent to this “final” chapter they made EIGHT MORE MOVIES!  This movie is sort of a mixed bag, Friday the 13th-wise.  As far as before-they-were-“famous” roles go, add points for Crispin Glover, detract points for Corey Feldman.  Feldman is irritating as all … Continue reading →

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Hell Ride (2008)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 7, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

Hell Ride (2008) — Booze, broads, bikes, bullets.  That pretty much sums it up.  By no means is this what you might technically call a “good” movie, but for me that makes it better.  The 70s-style exploitation genre has spawned many an imitator, but this is one of those movies that gets that feel right … Continue reading →

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The Inglorious Bastards (1978)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 6, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

The Inglorious Bastards (1978) — Like they said on Entourage, “Quentin Tarantino only rips off the best.”  The plot: in 1944 in France a bunch of American soldiers are headed to court martial but their convoy is attacked by Germans.  Everyone is killed except for five prisoners.  The Americans will re-capture, court martial, and probably … Continue reading →

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Halloween (1978)

Posted by moviegeek916 on September 6, 2011 · 1 Comment 

Halloween (1978) — Watched this today and it was nowhere near as good as I remember it being.  Maybe my memories have been colored by all the hype and the iconography.  I don’t know.  But I remember this movie being more awesome.  There’s definitely stuff to like and I did like the movie a lot, … Continue reading →

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